In memory of JAN BONK 1829-1900
BONKSTONE
Jan Bonk (b. 1829 – d. 1900) is now being resurrected digitally as the original BONK—the long-lost ancestor of all meme doges, now back on the blockchain.
He left behind a legacy in the cornfields of Wisconsin, but little did the world know... he was the first to BONK.
Chapter 1: The Forgotten Name
In 1829, a man named Jan Bonk was born in Tuchola, Poland. A humble farmer with no idea his name would echo in digital eternity. The world would forget him... but the blockchain wouldn't.
Chapter 2: The Grave Awakens
On December 16, 1900, Jan Bonk passed in Newton, Wisconsin. His grave, marked with eerie permanence, became a silent witness to time—until a cryptic spike in BONK volume reactivated ancient BONKstone protocols.
Chapter 3: BONKSTONE Resurrected
Through a cursed liquidity pool and one degenerate ritual, Jan Bonk's soul fused with Solana. The BONKSTONE—etched in real stone, minted in memetic glory—was reborn.
Chapter 4: BONK Holders Unite
Only true BONKSTONE holders can access the power of the ancients. Every token is a shard of the relic—an unbreakable link to the BONK that started it all.
Chapter 5: The Prophecy of the BONKSTONE
"When BONK meets stone, the memeverse shall awaken." That prophecy now unfolds. Will you hold? Or will you fade like the rest?
Your Mission
You are now a Grave Digger. Mint, meme, and resurrect the meme ancestors. BONKSTONE is just the beginning. The meme gods are watching.